Joe, the Lego Iguana

Written version:
(Shows title screen.)

“Here is Joe, my Lego iguana.  He lives in the Lego woods with his friend Blue Snake.  Let’s take a closer look at the iguana.”

(Screen fades to black.) 

“Joe’s favorite food is Lego blueberries, which make him healthy and slightly smarter than a normal iguana. He almost never gets sick and he loves to change his covering with Lego parts. Unfortunately you cannot see his ins... “ 

(Invisible cat comes crashing on top of iguana and his side comes off.)

BOOM! CRASH! BANG!

“Meow!”

  “Stupid cat! Shoo! Shoo!”

(The cat runs off.)

“Well, before he goes to the hospital, I might as well show you his insides.  Here is his brain. It controls his heart and muscles. His heart powers his brain.  He’s going to need a lot of stitches.  Bye!”

“Ugh!” 

(Screen fades to black and displays the title screen.)