Here is a story about a squirrel and a moose. The squirrel says things that have subject/verb disagreement and the moose says things with subject/verb agreement. Enjoy!
Squirrel: The moose and the mouse is eating a lot.
Moose: I am not eating a lot.
Squirrel: I said that a mouse are eating a lot.
Moose: There is only one mouse.
Squirrel: That are right.
Moose: What’s an Arright?
Squirrel: Never minds.
Moose: The Arright minds?
Squirrel: Arrggs!
Moose: The Arright never minds arrggs?
Squirrel: No’s.
Moose: The Arright, that never minds arrggs, knows?
Squirrel: (running away) The Arright do not exists.
Moose: Oh good. I hope you find a lot of nuts.
Squirrel: I does too.
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